she said, "you're
so sweet, i wanna lick
the wrapper."


i got the camera i've been dying for.
he's (yes, he) a canon rebel txi.
er... t-something-i. i'm pretty sure
it's an x though. oh, well. i don't
feel like running upstairs to check
the fucking box.

and she licks me
like a lollipop.

just got back from vegas yesterday
morning. pretty sick, i'd say. got
to see criss angeelllll. he looked
at me. -fan girl squeal- ... that
was a joke, in case you folks didn't
know. ahem. but it was kind of cool.
since he's extremely handsome and
beastly and i want his babies immensely.


.....

you're probably expecting me to say
"just kidding".

....

i'm not going to.

anyways, photos are in their midst
of arrival. and i have to pee again.
as i pretty much always do during
my journals. what can i say? dA has
that effect on people. or maybe it's
just me.



p.s.


DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY.